⚠ Totally Real Etymological Inquiry ⚠

Did you know "MUSK"
means TESTICLES??

and the richest guy on Earth is literally named after them 💀

the most valuable sack on Earth

Cartoon of a crowned billionaire lounging on a towel on a luxury yacht deck, clutching a golden sack

Elon's net worth, in testicles 🥜

updates every 5 seconds, totally scientific

52,000,000

testicles & counting

aka roughly $1,300,000,000,000 in boring dollars

real rate: 1 testicle = $25,000 (what the VA actually pays for losing one) 🫡